Louise Rennison_Georgia Nicolson 07 by Startled by His Furry Shorts

Author:Startled by His Furry Shorts [Shorts, Startled by His Furry]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Europe, Humorous Stories, England, Diaries, Diary Fiction, Juvenile Fiction, Social Issues, Fiction, Interpersonal Relations, Love & Romance, Girls & Women, People & Places, General, Adolescence, Emotions & Feelings, Interpersonal Relations in Adolescence
ISBN: 9780060853860
Publisher: HarperTeen
Published: 2007-04-24T05:00:00+00:00

10:30 p.m.

The tart and vicars are in the garden. They’ve put the loudspeakers outside so that the whole world can enjoy the joy of Status Quo’s “Down Down Viva I’m Down.”

five minutes later

Dad has brought out a cake with a huge Roman candle in the middle of it.

one minute later

Dad is making a crap speech, which fortunately I can’t hear, but I can see his chins wiggling about, so he must think its funny.

one minute later

Now he is bending over and lighting the Roman candle.

one minute later

Absolutely top!!! Dad has set fire to his own mustache. Blazing!

I think I can sleep easy now. Life does indeed have a bright side.

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